urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller Home of the Spoony Bard wind_caller 2007-10-15T02:47:07Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:5297 2007-10-15T02:47:07Z 2007-10-15T02:47:07Z Robot Chicken Star Wars [A] - Available?<br />Yes and no. I'm single, but I'm not really looking...though I've been told I should.<br /><br />[B] - Birthday?<br />Yes, I have one, thanks. Oh, yeah, and its Feb 3rd.<br /><br />[C] - Crushing?<br />You know, I never got this term. Yes, I've had crushes. No, none right now really.<br /><br />[D] - Drink you had last ?<br />Caffine free Pepsi (tastes better than regular to me).<br /><br />[E] - Easiest person to talk to?<br />I'm one of those people who'll tell WAY TMI to the nearest stranger I can chat-up. But, my Mom is pretty easy for me to talk to.<br /><br />[F] - Fav. colours?<br />Purple (and black, if you count it)<br /><br />[G] - Gummy bears or gummy worms?<br />Worms baby!<br /><br />[H] - Hometown?<br />Westbrook, Maine. Always was and still is.<br /><br />[I] - Ill?<br />Yeah, I'm sickly, mentally and physically (no, I'm not just being sarcastic, either). Never was when I was little really, but am now.<br /><br />[J] - Juggle?<br />*snort* Me, coordinated?<br /><br />[K] - Killed someone?<br />*sigh* Why this question is here...*shakes head* If I only could.<br /><br />[L] - Longest car ride?<br />To Philadelphia for AC three years in a row. If you count bus, I went to Wisconsin that way.<br /><br />[M] - Milkshake flavor?<br />Chocolate usually.<br /><br />[N] -Number of sibilings?<br />None full blood. Six halfs, all much older, none grew up with me.<br /><br />[O] - One wish?<br />To see/be/ride a dragon.<br /><br />[P] - Person you called last?<br />Dad.<br /><br />[Q] - Queer?<br />No, bisexual. And very no as far as attitude.<br /><br />[R] - Reasons to smile?<br />A good joke, a kitten mewling, an asshole getting what's coming to him/her.<br /><br />[S] - Song you last heard?<br />Cold by Crossfade was on my CD in the car when I came home tonight.<br /><br />[T] - Time you woke up this morning?<br />Morning? Me? Oh, wait, I worked today. I got up at 10:55AM.<br /><br />[U] - Underwear?<br />Sometimes. ;)<br /><br />[V] - Vegetarian?<br />Never. I'm a meat eater, and I hate veggies.<br /><br />[W] - Worst habit?<br />I'm a bit of a kleptomaniac, and have stolen from places I've worked.<br /><br />[X] - Xrays you had?<br />Latest was a chest X-ray, I think. I also have had recent CAT scans, an ultrasound, a colonoscopy and a HIDA scan. TMI, remember?<br /><br />[Y] - Your number of friends on myspace?<br />56 right now, including bands, tattoo shops and local friends.<br /><br />[Z] - Zodiac sign?<br />I'm a total textbook Aquarian. I'm also a goat/sheep in the Chinese zodiac. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:5006 2007-10-08T03:48:42Z 2007-10-08T03:48:42Z Metalocolypse on TV Natural Hair Color:<br />[x] Brown - $100<br />[] Blonde - $50<br />[] Black - $15<br />[] Bald - $5<br />[] Other-$75<br /><br />Eye Color:<br />[] Brown - $1<br />[] Green - $75<br />[] Blue $50<br />[x] Hazel $100<br />[] Other - $15<br /><br />Height:<br />[] Over 7' - $200<br />[] 6'8" to 7' - $175<br />[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150<br />[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75<br />[]4'9" to 5'4" - $45<br />[] Under 4'9 - $45<br /><br />Age:<br />[] 31 to 40 - $100<br />[x] 26 to 30 - $75<br />[] 21 to 25 - $50<br />[] 19 to 20 - $25<br />[] 0 to 18 - $100<br /><br /><br />Birth Order:<br />[] Twins or more than twins - $300<br />[]First Born - $300<br />[] second born - $150<br />[] third born - $100<br />[] fourth born - $100<br />[] fifth born - $100<br />[] Last Born - $100<br />[x] Only Child - $250<br /><br />Do You Drink?<br />[x] No - $400<br />[] Only Holidays - $250<br />[] Sometimes - $215<br />[] YES - $200<br />[] Only weekends - $350<br />[] Every other day - $50<br />[] Once a day - $15<br />[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$<br /><br /><br />Vision?<br />[] perfect vision -$300<br />[] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200<br />[] No correction $100<br />[x] Glasses $50<br />[] contacts $25<br />[] Surgical correction - $1<br /><br />Car(s) Color<br />[] Black - $450<br />[] Blue - $900<br />[] Gold - $700<br />[] Gray - $600<br />[] Green- $350<br />[] Maroon - $800<br />[] Obsdian - $800<br />[] Pink - $2,000<br />[] Primer - $75<br />[] Purple- $250<br />[] Red - $400<br />[x] Silver $300<br />[] Tan- $20<br />[] White - $475<br />[] Yellow - $100<br />[] Metallic - $200<br />[] Rusted - $15<br />[] No Car - $0<br />[] Other - $ 50<br /><br /><br />Shoe Size:<br />[] 13+ - $300<br />[]12.5 to 13 - $250<br />[] 11 to 12 - $700<br />[x] 7 to 10 - $500<br />[] Under 7- $550<br /><br /><br />Favorite Color:<br />[] Aqua - $350<br />[] Black - $100<br />[] Blue - $300<br />[] Brown - $50<br />[] Green-$750<br />[] Orange - $300<br />[] Pink - $100<br />[x] Purple - $225<br />[] Red - $600<br />[] White - $400 (not a colour)<br />[] Yellow -$475<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Did you use a calculator to add it all up?<br />[] Yes - $0<br />[x]no- $1000<br />[] on some - $550 urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:4737 2007-09-27T01:34:18Z 2007-09-27T01:34:18Z South Park <div><br /><h1>Your Score: <span>Lily Munster!</span></h1><br /><h2>Our test has determined that you possess <br>44% Hellbentness, 34% Sanguinity, and 62% Creeps!<br>Well done!</h2><br /><div><img src="http://is2.okcupid.com/users/158/762/15876329749812769785/mt1138938309.jpg"></div><br /><p>Your Proto-goth Icon Match is Lily Munster! <br /><p>Lily Munster is a Transylvanian transplant who is as hauntingly and gothically beautiful as the day she died. She's a helpful and loyal housewife. The cobwebs in her house are draped to perfection, and the dust clouds that rise from the furniture can't be matched anywhere else. Lily is also a wonderful daughter to Grandpa Munster. She and her husband provide Grandpa with both an unsafe place to live and a dangerous lab to work in. Many less-dutiful daughters would decide that at 378 years of age, Grandpa should be retired by now! </p></div><table cellpadding="20"><tr><td>Link: <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/8791930066078674271/what-Proto-Goth-Icon-are-you-">The what Proto-Goth Icon are you? Test</a> written by <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=anastasia_x">anastasia_x</a> on <a href="http://www.okcupid.com">OkCupid Free Online Dating</a>, home of the <a href="http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test">The Dating Persona Test</a></td></tr></table> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:4518 2007-09-24T03:11:42Z 2007-09-24T03:11:42Z Family Guy First, for all who saw the Family Guy Star Wars episode tonight...FREAKIN SWEET!<br /><br />If not, all I have to say is...Robot Chicken joke = made the show<br /><br />NINTENDO:<br />[x] You respect Mario.<br />[x] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.<br />[x] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.<br />[] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.<br />[x] You love cartridges over CDs. (they generally hold less data but are more portable and don't get ruined as easily. fuckin' scratches)<br />[x] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".<br />[x] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.<br />Score - 6/7<br /><br />SEGA:<br />[x] You respect Sonic.<br />[] You know who Yuji Naka is.<br />[x] You weep for the Dreamcast.<br />[] You dream for Shenmue 3<br />[] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.<br />[] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.<br />[x] You love the Virtua Fighter series.<br />Score - 3/7<br /><br />XBOX/MICROSOFT:<br />[] You love HALO.<br />[x] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.<br />[x] You know who Blinx is.<br />[] You are proud of your Gamerscore.<br />[x] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.<br />[x] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.<br />[x] You have been on Xbox Live.<br />Score - 5/7<br /><br />PLAYSTATION/SONY:<br />[] You have a PS3.<br />[x] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever. (well, of the previous-gen systems)<br />[] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.<br />[] You hate the Xbox and the 360.<br />[] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.<br />[x] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.<br />[] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.<br />Score - 2/7<br /><br />RETRO:<br />[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.<br />[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.<br />[x] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.<br />[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.<br />[x] You love point-and-click games.<br />[x] You emulate.<br />[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.<br />Score - 7/7<br /><br />SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:<br />[x] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.<br />[] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.<br />[] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.<br />[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.<br />[] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.<br />[] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.<br />[x] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.<br />Score - 3/7<br /><br />RPG GAMER:<br />[x] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.<br />[x] You cried at least once during any RPG game.<br />[x] You named at least one videogame character after yourself. (I PLAY AS KAYE, BITCHES.)<br />[x] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.<br />[x] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.<br />[x] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.<br />[x] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.<br />Score – 7/7<br /><br />BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:<br />[x] You do a Hadoken.<br />[x] You know at least one Fatality.<br />[x] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.<br />[x] You have calluses on your thumbs.<br />[x] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.<br />[] You know kung fu.<br />[x] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.<br />Score - 6/7<br /><br />IMPORT GAMER<br />[] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Naruto Shippuden Saikyu Ninja Daikeshuu 5 KESEN!!! AKATSUKI!!!<br />[] The Dreamcast is still alive to you. &lt;3<br />[] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide. FREAKING CERO MADE IT SO LEON DOESN'T SCREAM WHEN HIS HEAD GETS CHOPPED OF IN BIOHAZARD 4!!!!!!!!!<br />[] Money is no object to you. I import a japanese game nearly every month. X___X<br />[] Customs can go to hell.<br />[] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.<br />[] You praise emulator hackers.<br />Score - 0/7<br /><br />and in addition to those q's:<br /><br />Fave Game of all Time: Final Fantasy X<br /><br />Fave Fighter: Street Fighter II or Guilty Gear X2<br /><br />Fave 'addon': Super Game Boy<br /><br />Fave system overall: first-Sega Master System; later-SNES; now-PS2<br /><br />Yeah, I'm an old skool RPG game whore. *sigh* urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:4137 2007-09-21T00:22:03Z 2007-09-21T00:22:03Z dog show Your results:<br><b>You are <font size="6">Dr. Doom</font></b><br /><table><tr><td><table><tr><td>Dr. Doom</td> <td><hr align="LEFT" noshade="NOSHADE" size="4" width="63"></td><td> 63%</td> </tr><tr><td>Apocalypse</td> <td><hr align="LEFT" noshade="NOSHADE" size="4" width="59"></td><td> 59%</td> </tr><tr><td>Magneto</td> <td><hr align="LEFT" noshade="NOSHADE" size="4" width="57"></td><td> 57%</td> </tr><tr><td>Mr. Freeze</td> <td><hr align="LEFT" noshade="NOSHADE" size="4" width="57"></td><td> 57%</td> </tr><tr><td>Juggernaut</td> <td><hr align="LEFT" noshade="NOSHADE" size="4" width="54"></td><td> 54%</td> </tr><tr><td>Two-Face</td> <td><hr align="LEFT" noshade="NOSHADE" size="4" width="54"></td><td> 54%</td> </tr><tr><td>Venom</td> <td><hr align="LEFT" noshade="NOSHADE" size="4" width="53"></td><td> 53%</td> </tr><tr><td>The Joker</td> <td><hr align="LEFT" noshade="NOSHADE" size="4" width="53"></td><td> 53%</td> </tr><tr><td>Dark Phoenix</td> <td><hr align="LEFT" noshade="NOSHADE" size="4" width="51"></td><td> 51%</td> </tr><tr><td>Riddler</td> <td><hr align="LEFT" noshade="NOSHADE" size="4" width="51"></td><td> 51%</td> </tr><tr><td>Lex Luthor</td> <td><hr align="LEFT" noshade="NOSHADE" size="4" width="47"></td><td> 47%</td> </tr><tr><td>Poison Ivy</td> <td><hr align="LEFT" noshade="NOSHADE" size="4" width="42"></td><td> 42%</td> </tr><tr><td>Green Goblin</td> <td><hr align="LEFT" noshade="NOSHADE" size="4" width="42"></td><td> 42%</td> </tr><tr><td>Mystique</td> <td><hr align="LEFT" noshade="NOSHADE" size="4" width="38"></td><td> 38%</td> </tr><tr><td>Kingpin</td> <td><hr align="LEFT" noshade="NOSHADE" size="4" width="35"></td><td> 35%</td> </tr><tr><td>Catwoman</td> <td><hr align="LEFT" noshade="NOSHADE" size="4" width="34"></td><td> 34%</td> </tr></table></td> <td width="250">Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.<br><br /><img src="http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/villain/pics/dr_doom.jpg"></td> </tr></table><a href="http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/villain"><br />Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...</a><br> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:4069 2007-06-15T22:18:24Z 2007-06-15T22:18:24Z I wanted to get some opinions about a problem I have at work. I like my job, don't get me wrong, as much as anyone can like working in retail, but each summer I face a very uncomfortable situation.<br /><br />I work in a wholesale club. Anyone who knows me knows I have many tattoos, on both of my arms and one of my legs. My store carries a dress policy that restricts tattoos more than a inch in diameter. The result? I must wear long sleeve shirts and full length pants all summer long in the *very* poorly air conditioned warehouse. A warehouse which allows shorts and t-shirts because of the laxed dress policy. Is that a bit of an oxymoron?<br /><br />I have thought of writing a letter to upper management, not that I believe it will help, but to make my opinion known. For a long time, I didn't feel too bad about the tattoo policy. Afterall, a lot of places still restrict tattoos on employees, so its not a strange policy. But after all the years of working there, and the countless customers who have been shocked that I must cover myself up, I've come to think that the policy may be outdated.<br /><br />In society today, tattoos have come into mainstream media, with programs on TV and more and more people getting body art. Yes, it may be a bit of a fad, but that just shows it's incresed acceptability. I think that some places, most obviously retail businesses that have a less "professional" necessity (if you get my meaning), should rethink the practicality of restricting tattoos. These are places that hire a lot of young employees, who are more likely to be thinking of body art, or who already have some.<br /><br />I'm just looking for your opinions on this subject. Am I asking too much? Or are the companies we work for asking too much of us? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:3795 2007-05-09T22:03:46Z 2007-05-09T22:04:57Z Nicked from <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_rooterhusky' lj:user='rooterhusky' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://rooterhusky.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://rooterhusky.livejournal.com/'><b>rooterhusky</b></a></span><br /><br />1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.<br /><br />2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.<br /><br />3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.<br /><br />4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.<br /><br />5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.<br /><br />6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.<br /><br />7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.<br /><br />8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.<br /><br />9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.<br /><br />10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.<br /><br /><br />Post this in your Journal to support Gay Rights! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:3450 2007-04-06T22:44:28Z 2007-04-06T22:44:28Z nothing right now Well, the comeback from the nasty depression is taking a lot longer than I'd care to have, and that's left me with too much time on my hands, no money, and a lot of time in bed.<br /><br />But that doesn't mean I wanted to shovel a foot of snow to get me out of bed!<br /><br />I'm struggling to get my appitite back now, which is frustrating with my stomach problems. But, I try my best to be thankful, at least for the time off. ;)<br /><br />Next post, less emo, I promise. Hope everyone has a nice Easter Weekend. &gt;^.^ urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:3148 2007-03-05T13:07:52Z 2007-03-05T13:07:52Z I try not to get emo in this journal, and in the few entries I have here, I've done quite well on that front, but this time, I must get a bit emo. So, the following is very self-pitying emo. For, I have been quite ill, both in the tummy and in the head, and it has made me quite sad.<br /><br />I have had an strange - and as yet barely diagnosed - stomach ailment over the past few months that has slowly been aggravating me to distraction. I have missed an inordinate amount of work time, and the frustration has been mounting, and I only just got put on a new medication to try and curb it (now that I've gained 13 lbs back from what I lost!). But, that is not the end.<br /><br />As it finally seemed to be getting better, my meds for my depression started to fail. So I had to leave work early one day when I couldn't control myself, and it started a spiral. I went into express care (like a low budget ER), to get an increase in my dosage, and *that* began a whole new problem...<br /><br />It may sound like I'm exggerating, and maybe I am since I have no frame of reference for this sort of thing, but the last several days have been sheer torture. I was so restless and unable to function normally that I had to take a leave from work. I quit my part time job all together, and I'm out of the regular job until I can get under control. Right now, I've spent the past 4 days sleeping, followed by a zombified trudge around the house for about 3 hours, then sleeping some more, then getting up and being unable to stay in one place for more than a few minutes before the restlessness and complete discomfort drives me elsewhere.<br /><br />But there's nowhere to go! I feel like I'm going mad, because I'm in so much...discomfort (it really i the best word) that I can't watch a single TV program, or read e-mail, or play a game or anything. It's driving my insane. I had a bit of a reprive Sunday, and I hope that it's just my new meds playing havoc, and that the worst is almost over. I see the doctor today, followed by going to work to arrange a comeback date.<br /><br />I just had to get that out. I don't know witch ailment started what, or what either has to do with the other, but I just want things back to normal again before I go crazy. *sigh*<br /><br />There, end of emo... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:3049 2007-02-03T20:08:49Z 2007-02-03T20:08:49Z Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me. It can only be one word.<br /><br />No more.<br /><br />Then copy & paste this in your journal so that I may leave a word about you. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:2796 2007-01-29T02:16:05Z 2007-01-29T02:16:05Z <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPRwHEc_LDs">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPRwHEc_LDs</a><br /><br />I relate...and the whipping was fun. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:2451 2007-01-05T03:22:40Z 2007-01-05T03:24:49Z Growing Up Black Leopard - Animal Planet First, we start with my strange dream this morning. Anyone who knows me probably knows at least a little of my unhealthy obsession with WOD (White Wolf's World of Darkness [TM]). I dreamt I was a Black Fury ahroun, stalking about a mall/Wal*Mart locale, checking for Wyrm taint and whatnot. I had scoped out the office section of the department store, heard something about a cover-up of some environmental situation the company was involved in, and saw a large room where there were tours of the company's accomplishments available...with proper appointments (gotta hide anything bad, after all!).<br /><br />I was planning on using a gift to hide myself in shadow, so I could walk right in front of people and they'd never see me as long as I wasn't in full light or didn't run into anyone physically. Something else in the dream interupted before I got to do any ass-kicking though. *sigh* Maybe next time.<br /><br />Anyway, it reminded me that I just saw yet another *horrendously* bad werewolf film.<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a> Called "The Feeding," this canidate for 'Sci-Fi Movie Original' was about a group of seven young campers and two incompetent park rangers in the way of a mutant, bipedal shrew on steroids.<br /><br />Basically, two hunters get killed by said PMS megarodentia, rangers come in to speculate and clear out campers and campers get high and have sex. They all meet up together under the darkness of a set of headlights, and zany hyjinks ensue.<br /><br />So, was this really a wereshrew? Well, of course, the movie said it was a werewolf, and it clearly was the intent, but the best example of what it *actually* looked like was...well, if you're an MST3K fan, and have see "Attack of the Killer Shrews," Our buddy looked just like one of those killer shrews, only standing upright, with mange. His rodent-like, slimey face was the towering achievment of this movie. Well, that and the constant battering of the token black guy.<br /><br />Yipee to me for my constant choices of 20XX-era b-films that make movies such as Equinox, Skydivers and Radar Secret Service look like gems of cinema in comparison. Ugh. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:2238 2006-12-24T05:37:11Z 2006-12-24T05:37:11Z <table style="width: 400px; background-color: #000000; border: 1px solid #110000;" cellspacing="1"><tr><td style="width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;"><b style="color: #ffffff; font: bold 13px arial, &#39;sans serif&#39;;">Greed:</b></td><td style="background: #440011; width: 85px; border: none; font: normal 13px arial, &#39;sans serif&#39;; padding: 7px; color: #ffffff;">High<br /></td><td style="border: none; background-color: #331111; width: 200px; vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px;"><div style="height: 14px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 120px; background: #770022;">&nbsp;</div></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;"><b style="color: #ffffff; font: bold 13px arial, &#39;sans serif&#39;;">Gluttony:</b></td><td style="background: #330011; width: 85px; border: none; font: normal 13px arial, &#39;sans serif&#39;; padding: 7px; color: #ffffff;">Medium<br /></td><td style="border: none; background-color: #331111; width: 200px; vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px;"><div style="height: 14px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 108px; background: #660033;">&nbsp;</div></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;"><b style="color: #ffffff; font: bold 13px arial, &#39;sans serif&#39;;">Wrath:</b></td><td style="background: #440011; width: 85px; border: none; font: normal 13px arial, &#39;sans serif&#39;; padding: 7px; color: #ffffff;">High<br /></td><td style="border: none; background-color: #331111; width: 200px; vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px;"><div style="height: 14px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 124px; background: #770022;">&nbsp;</div></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;"><b style="color: #ffffff; font: bold 13px arial, &#39;sans serif&#39;;">Sloth:</b></td><td style="background: #550011; width: 85px; border: none; font: normal 13px arial, &#39;sans serif&#39;; padding: 7px; color: #ffffff;">Very High<br /></td><td style="border: none; background-color: #331111; width: 200px; vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px;"><div style="height: 14px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 158px; background: #990022;">&nbsp;</div></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;"><b style="color: #ffffff; font: bold 13px arial, &#39;sans serif&#39;;">Envy:</b></td><td style="background: #220011; width: 85px; border: none; font: normal 13px arial, &#39;sans serif&#39;; padding: 7px; color: #ffffff;">Low<br /></td><td style="border: none; background-color: #331111; width: 200px; vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px;"><div style="height: 14px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 34px; background: #330077;">&nbsp;</div></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;"><b style="color: #ffffff; font: bold 13px arial, &#39;sans serif&#39;;">Lust:</b></td><td style="background: #330011; width: 85px; border: none; font: normal 13px arial, &#39;sans serif&#39;; padding: 7px; color: #ffffff;">Medium<br /></td><td style="border: none; background-color: #331111; width: 200px; vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px;"><div style="height: 14px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 100px; background: #660033;">&nbsp;</div></td></tr><tr><td style="width: 85px; border: none; padding: 7px; background-color: #331111;"><b style="color: #ffffff; font: bold 13px arial, &#39;sans serif&#39;;">Pride:</b></td><td style="background: #330011; width: 85px; border: none; font: normal 13px arial, &#39;sans serif&#39;; padding: 7px; color: #ffffff;">Medium<br /></td><td style="border: none; background-color: #331111; width: 200px; vertical-align: middle; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px;"><div style="height: 14px; border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; font-size: 8px; padding: 0px; line-height: 8px; width: 100px; background: #660033;">&nbsp;</div></td></tr></table><br><br />The <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/seven_deadly_sins.html" target="_top">Seven Deadly Sins Quiz</a> on <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/">4degreez.com</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:2025 2006-12-15T18:14:45Z 2006-12-15T18:14:45Z This is what happens when there's not enough in your profile for the generators to go on...<br /><br /><div style="padding:16px;border:4px dotted #fff;text-align:center;background:#ddd;">On the twelfth day of Christmas, <img src="http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" height="17" width="17"><b><a href="http://wind_caller.livejournal.com">wind_caller</a></b> sent to me...<div style="background:#fff; margin:8px 8px 16px 8px; padding:8px; color:#000"><div style="color:#0a0; font-weight:bold; padding:2px">Twelve <img src="http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" height="17" width="17"><b class="lj">chakatfire</b>s drumming</div><div style="color:#a00; font-weight:bold; padding:2px">Eleven <img src="http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" height="17" width="17"><b class="lj">zero_whitefang</b>s piping</div><div style="color:#0a0; font-weight:bold; padding:2px">Ten <img src="http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" height="17" width="17"><b class="lj">gesten_nyotas</b> a-leaping</div><div style="color:#a00; font-weight:bold; padding:2px">Nine <img src="http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" height="17" width="17"><b class="lj">mikesedge</b>s dancing</div><div style="color:#0a0; font-weight:bold; padding:2px">Eight <img src="http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif" height="17" width="17"><b class="lj">bearknight</b>s a-milking</div><div style="color:#a00; font-weight:bold; padding:2px">Seven dragons a-swimming</div><div style="color:#0a0; font-weight:bold; padding:2px">Six tattoos a-laying</div><div style="color:#fa0; font-weight:bold; font-size:1.5em; padding:2px"><i>Five ani-i-i-imals</i></div><div style="color:#0a0; font-weight:bold; padding:2px">Four werewolves</div><div style="color:#a00; font-weight:bold; padding:2px">Three elder scrolls</div><div style="color:#0a0; font-weight:bold; padding:2px">Two video games</div><div style="color:#a00; font-weight:bold; padding:2px">...and an anthro in a final fantasy.</div></div><form action="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/12days" method="get">Get your own <a href="http://thesurrealist.co.uk/12days">Twelve Days</a>:<input type="text" name="user" style="background: #fff url(&#39;http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&#39;) no-repeat scroll 0px 1px; padding-left: 18px; color: rgb(0, 0, 204); font-weight: bold;"><input type="submit" value="Generate"></form></div> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:1710 2006-12-07T04:00:36Z 2006-12-07T04:00:36Z <img src="http://members.aol.com/windcaller/kohl2.jpg"><br /><br />Here's my new kitty. Her name is "Kohl," named by the local shelter for the parking lot I found her in a month ago. She's been adopted out and is home with me now. She's such a little cutie. So tiny for a 3 year old.<br /><br /><img src="http://members.aol.com/windcaller/kohl3.jpg"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:1509 2006-11-27T17:57:06Z 2006-11-27T17:57:06Z From the Edge of Despair - Nobuo Uematsu (FFVII) <a href="http://www.yueying.net/dw/?quiz=kingdom" title="Take this quiz!"><img src="http://www.yueying.net/dw/_imgs/quizzes/kingdom/shu.gif" alt="Dynasty Warriors Kingdom Quiz result: Shu" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.yueying.net/dw/?quiz=female" title="Take this quiz!"><img src="http://www.yueying.net/dw/_imgs/quizzes/female/xiao_qiao.gif" alt="Dynasty Warriors Female Quiz result: Xiao Qiao" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.yueying.net/dw/?quiz=wei" title="Take this quiz!"><img src="http://www.yueying.net/dw/_imgs/quizzes/wei/zhang_he.gif" alt="Dynasty Warriors Wei Quiz result: Zhang He" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.yueying.net/dw/?quiz=wu" title="Take this quiz!"><img src="http://www.yueying.net/dw/_imgs/quizzes/wu/ling_tong.gif" alt="Dynasty Warriors Wu Quiz result: Ling Tong" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.yueying.net/dw/?quiz=shu" title="Take this quiz!"><img src="http://www.yueying.net/dw/_imgs/quizzes/shu/zhao_yun.gif" alt="Dynasty Warriors Shu Quiz result: Zhao Yun" /></a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:1242 2006-07-31T23:41:29Z 2006-07-31T23:41:29Z Happy Birthday <span class='ljuser ljuser-name_kodacun' lj:user='kodacun' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://kodacun.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://kodacun.livejournal.com/'><b>kodacun</b></a></span>! *HUGS* urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:795 2006-07-25T03:33:46Z 2006-07-25T03:33:46Z <table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" width="600"><tr><td><img src="http://images.quizfarm.com/1146083790Tarot-15-XV_The_Devil.jpg"></td><td> You scored as <b>XV: The Devil</b>. Despite its fearsome appearance, The Devil is a card of weakness. It is one of the few cards in the Tarot deck that almost always has negative connotations when it occurs in a reading. When the Devil appears in a Tarot spread it can represent lack of achievement through negative thoughts. It suggests character flaws such as greed, bitterness and authoritarianism. All these things can ultimately destroy a person. The rest of the Tarot spread will determine whether or not the querent will overcome their problems or continue blindly on.<br><br><table border="0" width="300" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">XV: The Devil</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="75" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">75%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">I - Magician</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="69" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">69%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">II - The High Priestess</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="63" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">63%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">0 - The Fool</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="63" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">63%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">XIII: Death</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="63" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">63%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">XVI: The Tower</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="63" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">63%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">III - The Empress</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="63" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">63%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">XI: Justice</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="56" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">56%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">IV - The Emperor</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="50" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">50%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">VIII - Strength</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="50" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">50%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">VI: The Lovers</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="44" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">44%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">XIX: The Sun</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="38" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">38%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face="Arial" size="1">X - Wheel of Fortune</font></p></td><td><table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="31" bgcolor="#dddddd"><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face="Arial" size="1">31%</font></td></tr>&lt;/td&gt;</tr></table><br><a href="http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=181614">Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You?</a><br><font face="Arial" size="1">created with <a href="http://quizfarm.com">QuizFarm.com</a></font></table> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:664 2006-07-09T01:19:15Z 2006-07-09T01:21:08Z baseball A good way to see what kind of TV went on in my house while I was growin' up...and still does. A lot of the shows I've seen are older than I am, or close. I have a bit of an odd lineup here.<br /><br />* Bold all of the following TV shows which you've ever seen 3 or more episodes of in your lifetime.<br />* Bold and italicize a show if you're positive you've seen every episode of it.<br />* If you want, add up to 3 additional shows (keep the list in alphabetical order).<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br />21 Jump Street<br />24<br />7th Heaven<br />Adam-12<br />The Adventures Of Pete And Pete<br /><b>Aeon Flux</b><br /><b>ALF</b><br /><b>Alfred Hitchcock Presents</b><br />Alias<br /><b>All in the Family</b><br />American Idol/Pop Idol/Canadian Idol/Australian Idol/etc.<br />America's Next Top Model<br />Angel<br />Arrested Development<br />Babylon 5<br />Babylon 5: Crusade<br />Battlestar Galactica (the old one)<br />Battlestar Galactica (the new one)<br />Baywatch<br /><b><i>Beavis & Butthead</i></b><br />Beverly Hills 90210<br />Big Love<br /><b>Bonanza</b><br />Bosom Buddies<br /><b>Boy Meets World</b><br />Buffy the Vampire Slayer<br />Bug Juice<br /><b>Chappelle's Show</b><br />Charlie's Angels<br />Charmed<br /><b>Cheers</b><br /><b>Columbo</b><br />Commander in Chief<br />Coupling - UK<br />Cowboy Bebop<br />Criminal Minds<br />Crossing Jordan<br />CSI<br />CSI: Miami<br />CSI: NY<br />Curb Your Enthusiasm<br />Danny Phantom<br />Dark Angel<br />Dark Skies<br />Davinci's Inquest<br />Dawson's Creek<br />Dead Like Me<br />Deadwood<br />Degrassi: The Next Generation<br />Designing Women<br />Desperate Housewives<br />Dharma & Greg<br />Diff'rent Strokes<br /><b>Doctor Who (All the ones still available)</b><br /><b>Doctor Who (the new series)</b><br />Dragnet<br /><b>Due South</b><br />Earth2<br />Emergency!<br />Entourage<br />ER<br />Everwood<br />Everybody Loves Raymond<br />Facts of Life<br /><b><i>Family Guy</i></b><br />Family Ties<br />Fantasy Island<br /><b>Farscape</b><br />Father Ted<br />Fawlty Towers<br />Felicity<br />Firefly<br />Forever Knight<br />Frasier<br />Friends<br /><b><i>Futurama</i></b><br /><b>Get Smart</b><br />Gilligan's Island<br />Gilmore Girls<br />Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.<br />Grey's Anatomy<br />Growing Pains<br /><b>Gunsmoke</b><br />Hannah Montana<br /><b>Happy Days</b><br />Harsh Realm<br />Hell's Kitchen<br />Hercules the Legendary Journeys<br /><b>Hogan's Heroes</b><br />Home Improvement<br />Homicide: Life on the Street<br />House<br /><b>I Dream of Jeannie</b><br /><b>I Love Lucy</b><br /><b>Inuyasha</b><br />Invader Zim<br />Invasion<br />Iron Chef<br />Iron Chef America<br />JAG<br />Jackass<br />Joey<br />Kolchak: The Night Stalker<br />Law & Order<br />Law & Order: Special Victims Unit<br />LA Law<br /><b>Laverne and Shirley</b><br /><b>Little House on the Prairie</b><br />Lizzie McGuire<br />Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman<br />Lost<br />Lost in Space<br />Love, American Style<br /><b><i>M*A*S*H</i></b><br />MacGyver<br />Magnificent Seven<br />Malcolm in the Middle<br /><b>Married... With Children</b><br />Melrose Place<br />Miami Vice<br />Mission: Impossible<br />Monk<br />Mork & Mindy<br /><b>Monty Python's Flying Circus</b><br /><b>Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood</b><br />Murphy Brown<br />Mythbusters<br />My Three Sons<br />My Two Dads<br />Next Food Network Star<br />NCIS<br />Nip/Tuck<br />Numb3rs<br />One Tree Hill<br />Oz<br />Perry Mason<br />Playschool<br /><b>Pokemon</b><br />Power Rangers<br />Prison Break<br />Profiler<br />Project Runway I missed season 1 but watched all of season 2<br /><b><i>Quantum Leap</i></b><br /><b><i>Queer As Folk (US)</i></b> (well, I'm about to finish the last season, so I say I seen 'em all)<br />Queer as Folk (British)<br />Reasonable Doubts<br />ReGenesis<br />Relic Hunter<br />Remington Steele<br /><b>Reno 911</b><br />Rescue Me<br />Road Rules<br />Rome<br />Roseanne<br />Roswell<br />Saved by the Bell<br /><b>Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?</b><br />Scrubs<br /><b>Seinfeld</b><br /><b>Sesame Street</b><br />Sex and the City<br />Six Feet Under<br />Slings and Arrows<br />Smallville<br />So Weird<br /><b>South Park</b><br />Spaced<br />Spongebob Squarepants<br />Sports Night<br /><b><i>Star Trek</i></b><br /><b>Star Trek: The Next Generation</b><br /><b>Star Trek: Deep Space Nine</b><br /><b>Star Trek: Voyager</b><br /><b>Star Trek: Enterprise</b><br />Stargate Atlantis<br />Stargate SG-1<br />Starsky & Hutch<br />Strange Luck<br />Strictly Come Dancing/Dancing with the Stars etc<br />Superman<br />Supernatural<br />Surface<br />Survivor<br /><b>Taxi</b><br /><b>Teen Titans</b><br />That 70's Show<br />That's So Raven<br />The 4400<br /><b>The Addams Family</b><br />The Amazing Race<br /><b>The Andy Griffith Show</b><br />The A-Team<br />The Avengers<br /><b>The Beverly Hillbillies</b><br />The Brady Bunch<br />The Champions<br /><b>The Cosby Show</b><br /><b>The Daily Show</b><br />The Dead Zone<br />The Dick Van Dyke Show<br />The Dukes of Hazzard<br /><b>The Electric Company</b><br /><b>The Flintstones</b><br /><b>The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air</b><br /><b>The Golden Girls</b><br />The Honeymooners<br />The Invisible Man (2000s)<br /><b>The Jeffersons</b><br /><b>The Jetsons</b><br />The L Word<br />The Love Boat<br />The Man from U.N.C.L.E.<br />The Mary Tyler Moore Show<br /><b><i>The Monkees</i></b><br /><b>The Munsters</b><br /><b>The Muppet Show</b><br />The O.C.<br />The Office (UK)<br />The Office (US)<br />The Patty Duke Show<br />The Pretender<br />The Professionals<br /><b>The Real World</b><br />The Shield<br /><b>The Simpsons</b><br />The Six Million Dollar Man<br />The Sopranos<br />The Suite Life of Zack and Cody<br />The Sweeney<br /><b>The Twilight Zone</b> (all three versions)<br />The Waltons<br />The West Wing<br />The Wonder Years<br /><b>The X-Files</b><br />The Young Ones<br />Third Watch<br /><b>Three's Company</b><br />Top Chef<br />Top Gear<br />Twin Peaks<br />Veronica Mars<br /><b>Whose Line Is It Anyway? (US)</b><br /><b><i>Whose Line Is It Anyway? (UK)</i></b><br />Will and Grace<br />Without a Trace<br /><b>Wings</b><br />WKRP in Cincinnati<br />Wonderfalls<br />Wolf Lake<br />Xena Warrior Princess<br /><b>You Can't Do That On Television</b> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:wind_caller:311 2006-06-29T04:12:52Z 2006-06-29T04:12:52Z iTunes= Dude Looks Like a Lady-Aerosmith For my first post to my new, Furry lj, I copied a post from my non-furry personal lj. <br /><br />(I use that one for the drama/emo and extensive memes, and I hope to keep this one relatively free of that.) <br /><br />This seemed appropriate...<br /><br />I'm starting a little series on my weird, imaginative exploits, growing up as an introverted, only child with no friends and a truly whacked out brain. I remember my older cousin, who I occasionally played video games with, would coment that SEGA should make a game called "Alex Kidd in Mary's World." That's how twisted I was.<br /><br />And if you get that reference, you're an old-school gamer too, huh? ;)<br /><br />Anyway, for anyone who's interested...<a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /><br />This time, I'll tell you about my crazy video game ideas. I used to draw endlessly growing up. If I wasn't reading or playing outside, I was drawing on those crappy old 'math paper' sketch pads. Unfortunately, I don't have the actual drawings for the following available, but I do remember a lot of the aspects of this idea.<br /><br />I liked side scrolling shooters, like the Gradius or R-Type series, so I thought *why not a side-scroller with flying snakes?* Now hold on, just hear me out...heh. There were five (I think) snakes that I'd created, and you could choose one at the beginning of each level to fight through the stage with. Each one looked a little different, and had different abilities. The ones I remember are:<br /><br />Spike - he was large, the group leader, with a big spike on his head. I think he had actual wings, and he could shoot the spike out at enemies. I guess a new one grew immediately. Normal speed. His special attack probably involved some kind of energy ray shooting from the spike.<br /><br />Razor - his back was lined all the way down with blades, and he basically charged into enemies with them. His special involved him rolling into a circle and spinning like a saw blade. Fast speed.<br /><br />There was one who was fast and shot lightning bolts from his forked tongue. He had wings too.<br /><br />I don't remember the other two, but I'm betting one was named "Blade." They were fighting in the generic alien corridors of the Gradius games, probably to save a female snake who was dating Spike. It was really like a gang out to retrieve their kiddnapped girl.<br /><br />But with flying snakes.<br /><br />I'm eager to know if anyone else has some amusing or strange tales of things they did when they were kids. And, I want to know if anyone wants to hear more of my 'tales of weirdness.' Granted, it's my LJ, and I'll post them anyway...hee hee. Just curious as to whether anyone will read them.